Thursday, June 19, 2014

How To Tell You're Cool (CA or bust)

First off - a huge shout to The Sh!t and Bones. Watch after 'em Shelby as they drop some hoof onto Big Horn 100 this weekend. Let's see those buckles!

Joshua - You will terrorize Black Hills. Let's both get some next weekend!

Hard to believe, but on occasion someone has said to me "You're pretty damn cool" or "You inspire me". After momentary scrutiny to judge for sarcasm, my reply is usually this:
The coolest thing about me is my friends.

There you have it. How to tell you’re cool. Since I’ve set the standard of all coolness to be directly related to one’s friends, I’ll say this right now. I am about the coolest mofo in existence. Not wanting to leave people out, I wasn’t going to do this as all of my friends are equally important but I have to mention a few people specifically on this Western States journey (Yes, I already fawned over the BW and my mom in other posts).

Scott aka Scooter aka Ish aka Sleeping Goat aka Pappa Goat
The BW & I would still be running alone on the paved part of Cunningham if it wasn’t for you. Your devotion and love of the group is a big part of its success.  Pacing me for my first 100 will go down as one of my favorite experiences of all time. Your continued support and friendship means a lot.  Love ya like a brother.

Hammer & The Big Sexy (Annie & Jeff)
You guys are always there – training, 100 mile pacing, road trips and support. But mostly you’re there for us during other times too and that means the most. A big reason I’m cool.

The Sh!t (Richelle)
Well, you’re the sh!t. You and the kids go out of your way to come over and train with us, slow down so I have someone to talk to honestly about runners, training styles and expectations or just laugh about dumb stuff.  You’ll crush Big Horn and we will be there to see you conquer Ouray.

Spoon (Larry)
Can’t thank you enough for making the trip to CA.  Hard to imagine that a few miles on the trail start friendships that you wouldn’t want to do without whether we’re flashing buckles or hanging out. I hope it’s a grand adventure for us. And you’re wearing the damn tube top….

Jeep (Bill)
Doesn’t seem like a race unless you’re travelling with Team Ruhs. Ups and downs in life or running, but you’re pushing me up hills and I know you’d do anything for us. We’ll miss ya out there, but proud to have you as a friend. You want to do it the easy way, or the Western States way?

Shannon “Do Work Son” McFarland
I was only half kidding when I posted one time that I was going to tape a picture of you to my water bottle for WS. You work hard and when I’m feeling tired at the race I’ll think “Shannon wouldn’t quit”. You embody trail spirit whether racing or running aid stations. We’re glad we’ve gotten to know you.

Scott Marble (sans nickname)
In a short time you’ve dove headfirst into the GOATz  and your contribution has made the group get better and better. Thanks for your time getting me squared away on some issues, your generosity and being a friend. Looking forward to more adventures with you in the future.

Alright alright - Group hug over.

Wow.  We’re leaving for CA Saturday morning. As usual I’m not close to packed, but it will be interesting to watch the TSA scan my carry on that will be 100% running gear. A nice slow ½ marathon (Burton Creek) planned for Sunday in CA and a few days with the BW before making the final prep for WS with my mom, dad and Spoon.

I know some “real runners” may be put-off by the joking and tutu wearing (Not to worry JDP – more on that to come).  Why does he bother? He’s not serious about it. Why go if you don’t have a chance at winning? He doesn’t respect the race.  For the sensitive readers, cover your ears. To these types I say PISS OFF (PG version).  Scott Jurek barrel rolled through his 3rd consecutive WS win. Don’t think for a minute I want that buckle any less than anybody else and maybe I’ll end up wanting it more than some.

I won’t be defined by my finishing spot, but hopefully I’ll be defined by my heart.

As some of our friends say – It just got real.
CA or bust.
Cool mofo out...